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O Frabjous Day!

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll

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How to Make Christmas Pudding

Getting ready for the holidays can be very stressful.  High on that list is making special dishes.  Here is a very easy-to-follow recipe for making Christmas pudding.  I think you'll find your stress levels will go down just watching it.

Caught on Tape!

He doesn't move while people are watching, but apparently he isn't always aware of security cameras:

Oh Shane, Will You Ever Learn?

I'm not sure how I've missed it for two years, but there is a deliriously funny series of pictures of notes to a Walmart employee by the management.  One of the best:

The complete list from the original poster:

• Shane, quit offering extended warranties on the fried chickens -Management
• Shane, stop asking, "Is that your final answer?" and offering to let them phone a friend after each order -Management
• Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons -Management
• Shane, quit putting price tags on deli equipment and trying to sell them to customers -Management
• Shane, stop implying that Walmart keeps the "good stuff" in the back -Management
• Shane, I don't know what "Swinecraft" is, but ham can not be sold as a building material  -Management
• Shane, quit putting on multiple name tags and pretending to have a personality disorder  -Management
• Shane, the deli is not an appropriate place to practice your ventriloquism, please stop making puppets out of the paper bags  -Management
• Shane, stop putting "Stoner approved" seals on the fried chicken  -Management
• Shane, stop putting out samples labelled as "Mystery meats"  -Management
• Shane, stop putting "Some assembly required" stickers on the 8-piece chickens  -Management
• Shane, any free samples you offer must come from the deli, not electronics!  -Management

While the real-life Shanenigans stopped there, on the Internet they have taken on a life of their own, with an entire subreddit devoted to Shaneisms.
 

The Horror, The Horror....

 

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Story Time!

Apparently there is a relatively new social media site called Vine featuring 7 second videos.  One of the funniest guys on there is Thomas Sanders.  I particularly love his "Narrating Real Life" vines which start out with him saying "Story Time!" and then cutting to some random person who he talks about what they are doing and then adds a bizarre twist.

Here is the largest compilation I could find on Youtube of his material:

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Selling the Movies...

Selling stuff can be serious business... except sometimes when it is on the silver screen.  Sometimes salespeople need some inspiration.  Here are some lists of movies that can give it to them:


Cult Movies Sales People and Marketers Should Watch



16 Movies for Sales People


"The Goods" is one of my favorites.

Don't Blink....

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Ahoy Mateys....

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Just Say Yum

  

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Farm Medley

It's been 3 years since the Petersen Brothers produced "I'm Farming and I Grow It".  They just put out an anniversary video, but instead I'm going to feature their medley of last year's hits:

Advice for Parents

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4 decades later, I still remember my grandmother doing this to me.... and it was about buttering bread!

Common People

It's Indepedendence Day, and I want to celebrate Common People.

Hat Tip to Sixbears in the Woods to introducing me to the song... although the version he used was by William Shatner.

I Hate To Brag, But...

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Hey, It's Not That Hard....

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